UhFiliate

uhFiliate is known for being the best player that has ever graced /int/craft. Being only 16, he is the greatest tactician that anyone has seen. Being blessed with money and good looks and stronk features, this teenager doesn't only smash /HIGHTEST/ girls, but he smashed Jerusalem in 3.0. Being the greatest tactician, he lead a group of about 15 German soliders to raid Jerusalem, also known as OPERATION: Furnace. With a spy going by the name as [REDACTED], the Carthagians gave valuable cheating information to the Germans, and where they hid their valuables. Leading the march, he had to give his famous speech, known as the Tuetonican Address.

It goes like this:

"Today my fellow soldiers, we march on towards our first offensive towards the Carthagian nation. The fights shall be fierce, the war will be brutal. Some will come home to tell the tall tales of the atrocities we see inside Jerusalem, some of you will soon be mounted on the hill nearby in makeshift graves as the bodies stack. But one thing we should all know is, that we are doing this for a good reason today. A honorable fight against Israelites, North African mongols, and to cleanse the race. I thank you for all participating in this war, and those who come back alive, shall live to tell about the legends going on to war today." - uhFiliate, May 2015

OPERATION: Furnace was carried out and showed his tactical prowess. His troops, led by NektarN and himself, marched on top of the Jewish bodies, Stacking high, they marched over them and kept killing, eventually, the war spread onto Germany soil, and it went back and forth, till Jerusalem finally went into the furnace made for them. Jerusalem fell, people ransacked, lands salted, and city razed. It was over, and uhFiliate proved his dominance over the lands.

Our great, underage, beautiful, tactical leader led the Germans to great glory that day, but his power level remains hidden. Those who take him into his city, will be blessed with many successful victories at war. Those who don't and oppose him, shall crumble quickly.

[THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN HIM, BUT BY ARONGOBONGOX] :^) Or was it me? :^))))))